The greatest Jewish Hollywood character youve never heard of – Forward
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Maurice Duke was born Maurice Duschinsky in 1910 in Coney Island. Courtesy of Michael Barrie
By Michael BarrieSeptember 07, 2022
You hear the name Duke in Hollywood and you picture a mountain of a man in a weathered Stetson firing his Colt from a speedy horse. Well, this isnt about him. Its about another Hollywood Duke a short Jew in a fedora firing expletives from his mouth. The smoking weapon in his hand was a cheap cigar.
In the mid-1970s, in New York, my writing partner and I worked on a sitcom produced by comedian Alan King. Alan was a hell of a storyteller, onstage and off. Story conferences would sometimes morph into hilarious anecdotes from burlesque, the Catskills, Hollywood. The subject of a few tales was Maurice Duke.
Maurice Duke was a talent manager and film producer. Some tagged him King of the Bs. Though to call his films B-movies would be overpraising them. By a lot. Dukes low-rent productions exploited current fads. When 1940s magazines discovered teenagers, he launched The Teen Agers series. When Top Ten radio arrived, so did his picture, Disc Jockey. The Cold War spawned his Mickey Rooney flick, The Atomic Kid. And the Twist dance craze of the 1960s gave us Twist All Night.
Dukes magnus opus was triggered by the success of comedy team Martin & Lewis. It was called Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla. Actor Martin Landau called it so bad it made Ed Woods films look like Gone with the Wind. In 1958, UCLA named it The Worst Film Ever Made. Duke beamed and clutched the award to his bosom like it was a golden Oscar.
I made 103 pictures, he said with a foxy grin, All of them st.
Maurice Duschinsky was one of seven born to Hungarian Jewish immigrants Armin and Melani (Weiss) Duschinsky. He was born he mightve called it his release date on Oct. 27, 1910 in Coney Island, New York. It wasnt a strong opening. At 10 months of age, he was stricken with polio. Before it was popular, he would say.
Polio shaped Dukes view of life. After that, no misfortune or defeat could be worse than what hed already faced. It gave him the perspective and resilience to thumb his nose at any setback and say, Next! That became his mantra: Its over. Next!
Duke walked with the aid of a brace and cane. His metal brace was hinged at the knee. To walk, hed lock the joint so the knee couldnt bend, then step forward with the good leg, swing the braced leg, and use the cane to stay upright. You didnt want to distract him. I cant stop once Im in motion! Sometimes if there was a line at the deli, hed say, Make way, wounded veteran!
My friend Duke, the pre-Don Rickles insult comic Jack E. Leonard once said by way of introducing him, the only guy who walks around with his own Erector set.
Duke learned to play harmonica in a bed at Childrens Hospital. He won a contest and formed the Cappy Barra Harmonica Band, a vaudeville troupe, becoming their manager at 21. Eventually, hed go on to manage the careers of Mickey Rooney, Zero Mostel, actor Mike Connors, broadcaster Tom Snyder, and the dog Lassie. But in 1931 his only other client was friend and meshuggenerHenry Nemo (Nuni Bregman). Nemo, who would later write such hit tunes as Tis Autumn, and I Let a Song Go Out of My Heart, would do anything for a laugh, so Duke booked him into Borscht Belt hotels as social director or tummler.
Nemo and I were driving to California, Duke once said. I tell him the fresh air is doing wonders for my health. So, every day, when Im napping, the Neem shaves a little off the bottom of my cane, then replaces the rubber tip. When we get to LA, I stand and say, Neem, this climates great, Ive grown 2 inches!
Once, he insisted we stop at the Museum of Science and Industry. He wants to show me the largest magnet in the world. Its the size of a house. So, we get there and he keeps pushing me closer and closer to the magnet. Finally, the magnet pulls my metal brace, and Im hanging upside down.
The man could talk. Hed jab the air with a lit cigar and hed get a lot into a sentence by keeping most words to four letters. At 40, he convinced a stunning 20-year-old Texas model named Evelyn Williams to marry him. The marriage was good, the divorce better. In 1983, their kids hosted a star-studded Hollywood roast for the 25thanniversary of their split.
In 1991, I had a first lunch date with the woman I would take a second shot at marriage with. When I asked Fredde about her parents, she said, You probably never heard of my dad. Hes a producer named Maurice Duke.
The one Alan King talked about? With the brace and the cane?
She was shocked Id heard of him. I was shocked he was alive.
On our next date she said, How would you like to meet my dad?
Sure, I said, unaware he was in Brotman Hospital recovering from a stroke. But this was not your fathers stroke patient. He was taking calls, holding court, ordering the nurse around.
Months later, she asked her father what he thought of me. Nice guy, he said, but hell never marry you. Duke wasnt always right about stuff. In Germany, in 1961, he turned down an offer to manage some group called the Beatles.
But back to 51.
Martin & Lewis were the hottest guys in show business, banging out hit movies for Paramount. Duke had an epiphany: Why should Martin & Lewis be the only ones allowed to make Martin & Lewis pictures? So, he found a skinny kid, a carbon copy of Jerry Lewis named Sammy Petrillo, teamed him with an Italian crooner and hired Bela Lugosi for, er, name value: Lights! Action! Lawsuit!
Jerry Lewis and Paramount got wind of Dukes low-budget knockoff and sued him for theft of intellectual property. (If youve seen Martin & Lewis act, intellectual may not be the word that comes to mind.) Soon, there was talk of a settlement; Paramount would pay Duke to bury his movie. Duke stood to make more by burning the negative than releasing the film. He thought it over for oh, maybe two seconds.
But first, Paramount wanted to see the picture. Duke refused and decamped to Palm Springs. Thats when disaster struck. His producing partner, Jack Broder, agreed to screen Brooklyn Gorilla for Lewis and Paramount.
When the lights came up in the screening room, they knew this cheapo production was no threat. The deal was dead.
Duke was crushed. So close. Woulda been the score of a lifetime. What a heartbreaker.
Next!
Michael Barrie was a longtime writer for The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson and the Late Show with David Letterman. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife, the lovely Fredrica Duke, and various four-legged freeloaders.
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